Save Dave's 'Stache

My buddy Dave has grown a mustache.
It looks hipster cool & fits him but he wants to shave it off. I say “Don’t shave, Dave.” This website is my effort to prove to him why he shouldn’t.
Where do all the mustaches from Movember go once they’re shaved off?
Well, Dave, I believe that this gentleman sweeps them up, reassembles them, then walks around with a “‘stache stash” (as Lauren Schroer called it) inside his coat. Does he sell them? Or just keep them in his coat for an added layer of warmth? Who knows.

Where do all the mustaches from Movember go once they’re shaved off?

Well, Dave, I believe that this gentleman sweeps them up, reassembles them, then walks around with a “‘stache stash” (as Lauren Schroer called it) inside his coat. Does he sell them? Or just keep them in his coat for an added layer of warmth? Who knows.

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