Save Dave's 'Stache

My buddy Dave has grown a mustache.
It looks hipster cool & fits him but he wants to shave it off. I say “Don’t shave, Dave.” This website is my effort to prove to him why he shouldn’t.

This is both a not-manly and manly mustache. It’s not manly because it’s made up of my wife’s hair. It’s manly because it’s on my upper lip and in the shape of a mustache. Dave, your mustache is manly because you are a man and your grew it like a man. You did not pick it up after it was cut off of someone else’s head in order to pretend that it belonged on yours. Yours started on yours and it belongs on yours. Dave, keep the hair. Don’t shave, save the ‘stache.